Two arrogant 1%-ers decide to be dickbags on camera, and anonymous internet “fame” ensues , illustrating the greatness of the 1% for eternity.

“Have you ever heard of anybody great that’s come out of the 99%?”

~anonymous 1% dickbag

Hey, dickbag – that iPhone in your pocket?
Courtesy 99%-born Steve Jobs.

Ever heard of a little lady called Oprah?
99% born and bred.

Chances are you grew up watching shows like All in the Family, Sanford and Son, Maude, The Jeffersons, Good Times, One Day at a Time………. all produced by 99%-born Norman Lear.

Muhammad Ali?  99%er.

Maya Angelou?  99%er.

Abraham Lincoln?  99%er.

Martin Luther King, Jr.?  99%er.

Jackie Robinson? 99%er.

Jesse Owens? 99%er.

Neil Armstrong? 99%er.

Cy Young?  99%er.

I could go on and on all day for this ignorant, arrogant dipshit who doesn’t realize that there are far many more people of  accomplishment who sprang from the 99% to name (all of whom will be remembered long after people  continue to not have a clue who his insignificant 1% ass is outside of being some douche on Youtube), but it is an exercise in futility.

Class warfare????

How can you have class warfare when your opponent has no class?

Dickbag.

4 responses

  1. Becky says:

    What an arrogant jerk. He reminds me of someone right here in Myrtle Beach.

  2. dcmartin says:

    Brad Dean?

    I just love how these numbnuts keep contradicting themselves.
    “You can be us, too, if you work hard and stop whining!”
    “You’ll never be us, because we are the lifeblood of this country that sustains lowly, blood-sucking losers like you who will never amount to anything!”

    Shut up and keep working yourself to death trying to join our ranks…..you have about as much chance of that as the average high schooler does of playing in the NFL, but keep reaching for those stars while we’re buying up every available politician who will help us keep you in your place!!!!!

    Fuckers.j

  3. nonnie9999 says:

    those nasty 99%ers! they’re not good people like the 1%ers. you know, like robert durst, son of a real estate mogul (and a convicted murderer of one man and the suspect in 2 other murders). and don’t forget admirable 1%ers like andrew luster, heir to the revlon fortune (which he can’t spend, because he’s in jail for being a serial rapist). or maybe john dupont (of those duponts) who was convicted of murder in the 3rd degree? of course, those are extreme examples. most of the 1%ers are fine upstanding citizens. you know, like paris hilton and the kardashians.

  4. dcmartin says:

    Nonnie, I aspire to one day be a reality TV-whoring, mindless money-spending, ponzi-scheme running, insider-trading, raping, murdering,economy-crashing souless 1% dickbag – so you better watch yourself. I will remember your sensible, compassionate kumbaya liberal 99% ways, and I WILL CRUSH YOU.